标题: The reason for being late [打印本页] 作者: Caseybaby 时间: 3-8-2008 16:11 标题: The reason for being late Teacher: Piggy, why are you late for school every morning?
Piggy: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, 'School — Go shlow!'.作者: Caseybaby 时间: 3-8-2008 16:16 标题: 4 - 4 = ? One day, teacher asked Piggy, 'How much is four minus four?'
Piggy was tongue-tied.
Teacher got angry and said,
'What a fool!
You see, if I put four coins in your pocket,
but there is a hold in your pocket and all of them leak out,
now what is left in your pocket?'
'The hole,' replied Piggy.
[ 本帖最后由 Caseybaby 于 5-8-2008 17:53 编辑 ]作者: Caseybaby 时间: 3-8-2008 16:20 标题: Only play on the black keys Piggy: Mum, can I play the piano?
Mother: Not till you've washed your hands, They're filthy.
Piggy: Oh, Mum~ I'll only play the black keys.作者: 喜鹊 时间: 4-8-2008 01:53 作者: Caseybaby 时间: 18-8-2008 16:01 作者: NEWGAY 时间: 18-8-2008 18:01
