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摇你妈逼滚。
此句献给那些所有把摇滚当会事儿的人们。
本着理性思考和严谨治学的态度，我们先看一看人人都可以编辑完善的wikipedia上面对Rock music和Rock and Roll这两个词条是怎么解释的：
Rock and Roll came from rhythm & blues, country, and in turn its influence fed back to these cultures, a process of borrowings, influences that continues to develop rock music. Rock ’n’ Roll had runaway success in the U.S. and brought rhythm and blues-influenced music to an international audience. Its success led to a dilution of the meaning of the term "rock and roll", as promoters were quick to attach the label to other commercial pop.
Rock ’n’ Roll started off in the early-to-mid 1950s in the United States.
African-American artists such as Chuck Berry, Little Richard, Bo Diddley. and Fats Domino played predominantly to African American crowds. While these key early rockers were indisposed to racism, local authorities and dance halls were very much divided upon racial lines.
Mainstream acceptance of rock and roll came in the mid-1950s when what Bo Diddley describes as ’ofay dudes’ (or Caucasians) signed to major labels and started covering their material. Elvis Presley and Bill Haley and the Comets, Buddy Holly, The Big Bopper, Jerry Lee Lewis Johnny Cash often toured and played together in dance halls and clubs across the US and Britain.
Towards the end of the 1950s "chessboard" crowds (both black and white patrons) would emerge at Rock and Roll concerts as fans discovered the original artists of the songs they knew from television and the radio, such as Little Richard’s Tutti Frutti. The genre ignited British enthusiasm for rhythm and blues and the development of British rock.
下面这条是对Rock music的解释：
Rock is a form of popular music with a prominent vocal melody accompanied by guitar, drums, and often bass. Many styles of rock music also use keyboard instruments such as organ, piano, or synthesizers. Rock music usually has a strong back beat, and usually revolves around the electric guitar.
Rock music has its roots in 1950s-era rock and roll and rockabilly. In the late 1960s, rock music was blended with folk music to create folk rock, and with jazz, to create jazz-rock fusionn. In the 1970s, rock incorporated influences from soul, funk, and latin music. In the 1970s, rock developed a number of subgenres, such as soft rock, blues rock, heavy metal-style rock, progressive rock, art rock, techno-rock, synth-rock and punk rock. Rock subgenres from the 1980s included hard rock, Indie rock and alternative rock. In the 1990s, rock subgenres included grunge-style rock, Britpop, and Indie rock.
这上面的东西对中国长期混迹在诸如摇滚中国，吉他扒手等论坛的资深琴友来说没有任何新鲜的地方。如果你访问任何一个严肃的摇滚吉他手，他们对摇滚的历史和演变发展的脉络也都会给出相似的答案。如果你问他们，什么是摇滚呢，我猜想一千人会有一千个答案。
我就是搞不懂，为什么你听了个Dire Straits知道Mark Knopfler怎么就觉得比我听《老鼠爱大米》高尚了？为什么你能听出来这个歌曲的节拍和和声走向并且能即兴solo 就觉得比我听个disco摇头晃脑一下牛比了？为什么你可以在metellica和metadeath两个金属乐队究竟谁更牛逼这种煞笔问题上浪费时间就瞧不起我八卦一下周杰伦的绯闻了？苦苦思索之后，我决定进入你们的内心世界寻找答案。于是我从猫王开始听到Jimi Hendrix,从Led zepplin听到Sex pistol，从AC/DC听到metellica,从nirvana听到。。哦对不起，nirvana之后好像没啥能听得乐队了。我听完才发现你为啥觉得自己比我牛逼了，因为我也觉得自己比以前牛逼了。我多听了几百个乐队接触了很多音乐风格之后发觉自己比较高尚了。我听个<The wall>发觉自己很懂roger waterz了,我练了几年琴发现永远达不到任何一个jimi的高度了。因此我开始怀着一颗敬畏的心和仰慕的目光开始注视这些摇滚英雄了。我学习了，见识了，开眼界了，知道天高地厚了。
于是我练琴了，组乐队了，演出了，抽大麻了，开始泡女初中生了性滥交了。可是我还是没钱录CD，办个世界巡回演出磕个药开个性派对泡个女明星。然后我歇斯底里了，出离愤怒了，我问老罗，你说说看，这个国家让摇滚英雄挨饿，这个国家TMD还有什么希望！
摇你妈逼滚摇。谁TMD拿着把枪指着你的头逼你摇滚了？于是我“皱眉头，装深沉假装思索”，最后我的心灵平静下来了。我开始微笑，观察生活，和不同的人交谈并且为了对音乐的爱默默开始写歌。后来我给rolling stone暖场演出的时候不小心红了，steve vai 和joe satriani邀请我参加G3了，我开始被所有人疯狂的热爱很多皮包骨头抢着和我上床，我开始参加访谈节目在talk show上说bush是个煞笔并且绝口不提自己的国家。我开始以为自己很爱音乐并且让所有热爱我的人们以为我真的很爱音乐。终于有一天我出国了泡了个洋妞牛逼起来了，谁知道她操着一口伦敦腔告诉我，摇滚在俺们这嘎就是流行音乐。
我操。我努力了一辈子要跟流行音乐划清界线可是回到摇滚的老家发现自己还是个流行歌手。傻了吧？于是我绝望了我吞枪自杀了，我的唱片公司在我死后还是打着我的名义和摇滚的旗号翻来覆去的卖我的精选集，我乐队的哥儿们还用我生前乐队的名字到处演出赚着生活费。我的中国乐迷还是下载我的mp3从来不去商店买张正版碟表示对我的敬意。
摇滚精神？摇滚音乐？别他妈跟我装孙子了。老子当年是啥也不会只好每天在家死磕练琴，边把16分音符往220的速度练便告诉自己以后红了就可以操女明星了。摇滚是啥？一千个人可以给出一千个答案。你丫弹个琴参加个地下演出模仿个国外知名乐队或者闭门造车整个没有歌词的音乐当个选秀节目的评委并不代表你就比地下通道弹琴乞讨的流浪歌手高尚或者牛逼。你甚至比不上四大天王，因为他们的歌很多人会唱而且他们从来不装逼说自己是个音乐人。
别把摇滚太当事儿，他只不过是众多音乐种类的一种。也别以为自己是个摇滚英雄摇滚精神就是你的精神。你跟那些一辈子写书坐牢对抗独裁政府争取自由的身体力行的人比就是个屁。回家练你丫琴写你丫歌去，但是千万别提摇滚两个字。你如果爱这个世界和这个世界上的人们，你不需要再多加两个字让自己看起来更纯粹。
操。摇你妈逼滚。 |
发表于 4-4-2010 01:42:10
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